Standardized Test Flaskbacks!

My sister's wedding is fast approaching and I am getting frantic emails. I don't think she is worried about being married, but about getting married.

Blah blah blah hair stuff... where do you want to do it?
1) island
2) @ the hotel using their electricity/sink then come over (probably on the 11:00)
3) get your hair done in town and come over on the 11:00 (ferry)

Just to clarify, this is on a limited electricity/pluming island, so everything is 10x more complicated. There are ferries at certain times and ahh! I don't know.

Every email is like a multiple choice quiz. Please hun, just send over a scantron sheet. I like them bubbles!

God I don't know what to answer. I think our hair will just get windblown either way! I don't care, I just want what is easiest for her but she can't make that decision on her own. I think she feels like she has to ask if every thing's okay. Deary, you're the bride! I's your day! All we want to do is make it as easy and fun and beautiful and celibitory for you! Ahh.


My favorite thing about these emails is that next to her name comes this beautiful picture:
"I cant see the straws!" ahahaha! I don't drink so she had mine. They were "Pom-Fili": white wine, vodka, triple sec, pomegranate juice. I guess it was pretty strong!