Scene Kids

Scene kids = Emo kids on antidepressants
t/f?

We need some regulations here

I think the crotch shot of Bruce Springsteen was pretty inappropriate. I call on the FCC to fine the network and make a huge deal about it.

Spring Semester Begins

I've arrived back at college & I SURE STARTED OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT! /sarc

I verbally smackdown'd a friend. There are no apologies because it is the truth. God I wish I could turn back time.

What's outside?

What's outside
Originally uploaded by Elizabeth Van der Kloot

I just setup my flickr account. I figured that I should put up some decent photos. This is one of my all time favorites. It was taken in an open-air museum in Denmark.

Good Day

Today, Timmy (of "Lulz with Lizzie & Timmy") and I had an adventure. We went to Harvard Square for a bit than zipped downtown. We marched a little to protest DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act). It got old so we pretended we were high-class and walked down Newbury street. I got a lot of exercise and now I have blisters. The end.

I miss summer weather. RAIN/SNOW/Darkness is icky!

I am studying for finals.
I have two tests and two papers to write + some extra credit.
Then winter break.

I am nervous that I will not want to return to school for spring semester after being home for a month for break. Hopefully I will miss my friends enough. All I really do here at home is put myself in a coma so I can sleep through boredom and anxiety. Whoopty doo.

So I've been busy but not really. I feel like I'm busy but I'm not doing much of anything.

How many fingers do you type with? I type "fewer" with just my index finger.

P.S.: Girls, which is longer, you index finger or ring finger?

Arrr I had too much pizza today. Fuck my life.


I hate going the school I currently attend. Hate is such a useless emotion. I am looking into other places to transfer to next year. I have to to pretty well in my current classes to have a change. We'll see.

xkcd

A friend introduced my to xkcd a while ago. Here is just one of the infinite number of amusing comics:

getting old

I turned nineteen on the sixth of this month. How terrifying! Next year I'll be twenty and really old! What the hell am I doing with my life?

School is ridiculous. I've been going home on the weekends because it is the only way I get work done. At school I just sleep. I am not productive at all. I don't know if I've made friends... I have people to hangout with- a lot of them! Some call me, some trust me... but how long will it last?

I am not doing well in school. The work is not difficult, I just don't do it. The game plan:

• attend all classes
• seek extra help
• delicate three hours a day for homework and studying
• deep-clean and organize my room so there are less distractions
• find out where the library is *lulz*
  
• have someone proof read my work writing
• lay off the reefer
• eat healthfully for more energy
• make a youtube video once a week because it makes me happy and being happy makes everything better

I have to remember that this the first semester of my college career and I fucked up a little... it happens.

Yup.

I hope ya'll doing well! I am having funtimes here @uni!

Yeah I'm heeeeeere.

College

Hello College. Here I am. Please be nice.
xoxo
Lizzie

Nightmares

• I'm sitting around and I realize that the elections happened and didn't know the results. I asked Dick Chenny (who just happened to be sitting there) but he didn't answer but I finally found out that McCain won.

• In my next dream, Obama didn't win, it was Ted Kennedy. Wow. Yeah so Obama, Ted, and my mom came up with some weird plan to switch it and keep Kennedy's honor. We were all living in a cabin with not so much insulation so I suggested that we wisher. It was a big dramatic switch but I just stayed in the cabin's kitchen.

• I went to Victoria's Secret because I had a coupon. Well I was looking around and they had the strangest stuff. There were piles of stuff with prices in the hundreds. Their tags said things like "urinated all over" or "arsenic." Well I made it around the store and found that they were selling lingerie for barbie dolls and also selling sleeping bags. Not cute sleeping bags, just regular old navy blue camping sleeping bags for $17 dollars. I bought one.

• My sister was having this very strange, glow in the dark reception for her wedding.

• I was watching Dateline, or maybe watching it be filled and it was horrific. There were talking about the cost of food and followed this girl named Amanda. Apparently Amanda's family couldn't afford anything so she had to use the Olympic silver metal that she won in Athens to pay for a BigMac.

• It gets much worse from here. Here metal was actualy displayed in McDonnalds and the lady at the counter wouldn't accept it so she called her manager. The manager said they would only accept it if was broken into four pieces so they would be "quarters." Two girls behind the desk have the task of splitting it. They place it on top on one of the girl's heads and smash it with a sledgehammer. The girl screams in pain, finally the metal cracks and so does the girl's skull! A baby pops out! [I woke up]

• There was another one. I can't remember too much. Only that there was a silver earring rack.

4 Things

1. I listened to about 30 seconds of the DNC and thought it would be a hilarious drinking game. Apparently I wasn't the first one to think of this. It could get deadly!
2. I leave for college this Sunday!!! Those are not happy exclamation marks. Ugh I must pack!
3. I am obsessed with Hulu because I'm not breaking the law. It has many of my favorite shows and it is free! I am actualy watching HAIR right now, but I needed a little break.
4. I am now a VloggerHead. #633! Woot for being an early adopter and getting elizabeth as my username!

Personal Ad

Personal Ad I enjoy long, fantastic walks on the beach, getting fed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with beds. I really like piña coladas mixed with canola oil, and romantic, candle-lit earrings. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Michael Phelps. I travel frequently, especially to Salem State College, when I am not busy with work. (I am a stripper.) I am looking for headband and beauty in the form of a jamacian goddess. She should have the physique of hannah montana and the shoebox of Halle Berry. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my hula-hoops. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 42 days ago, and I have since become more rad.

i don't want to go to college!

I have to go to my college orientation program for the next two days. I really don't want to. Apparently, neither does Mufasa:

Supnik

Wedding Pictures

I know I've written bits about the wedding but here is a recap.
Wedding Summary:

1. It rained all night! The paths were so muddy and the beautiful field where the ceremony was going to be was FLOODED!
2. We move it inside to the "community center" which is not that glamorous but it was a lovely ceremony.
3. Fun times with my cousins and longtime friend.
4. The best cake ever!
   

You can view more pictures by clicking HERE!

Olympics!

Dude... Dude... Woah.

A girl I've known since Kindergarten is in Beijing, competing in the Olympics. It is not a surprise at all, I just didn't realize! In fifth grade our city has this "junior Olympics" thing which proves how unphysicaly fit the school children are. No, actually they bring all the public school fifth graders down to the tufts track as a kind of field day. I don't remember doing any sports! Anyway, we had a little mock opening ceremony and Arantxa held the "torch."

Good luck Arantxa!

Kitty!

My sister Megan adopted a cat! He's a grey and white male, approx 1 year old. They named him Sputnik! She emailed me this picture:


Apparently he is a little scared and has been hiding. It sounds like it took a bit of effort to coax him out from under Meg's hamper to this that picture. I am going to see him tomorrow. More pictures for sure!

UPDATE: I saw Sputnik. He is adorable and looks much younger than a year old. He was way too scared for pictures!

Aww...

Dave carrying Kate on to the ferry!