Personal Ad | I enjoy long, fantastic walks on the beach, getting fed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with beds. I really like piña coladas mixed with canola oil, and romantic, candle-lit earrings. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Michael Phelps. I travel frequently, especially to Salem State College, when I am not busy with work. (I am a stripper.) I am looking for headband and beauty in the form of a jamacian goddess. She should have the physique of hannah montana and the shoebox of Halle Berry. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my hula-hoops. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 42 days ago, and I have since become more rad. | |
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