Nightmares

• I'm sitting around and I realize that the elections happened and didn't know the results. I asked Dick Chenny (who just happened to be sitting there) but he didn't answer but I finally found out that McCain won.

• In my next dream, Obama didn't win, it was Ted Kennedy. Wow. Yeah so Obama, Ted, and my mom came up with some weird plan to switch it and keep Kennedy's honor. We were all living in a cabin with not so much insulation so I suggested that we wisher. It was a big dramatic switch but I just stayed in the cabin's kitchen.

• I went to Victoria's Secret because I had a coupon. Well I was looking around and they had the strangest stuff. There were piles of stuff with prices in the hundreds. Their tags said things like "urinated all over" or "arsenic." Well I made it around the store and found that they were selling lingerie for barbie dolls and also selling sleeping bags. Not cute sleeping bags, just regular old navy blue camping sleeping bags for $17 dollars. I bought one.

• My sister was having this very strange, glow in the dark reception for her wedding.

• I was watching Dateline, or maybe watching it be filled and it was horrific. There were talking about the cost of food and followed this girl named Amanda. Apparently Amanda's family couldn't afford anything so she had to use the Olympic silver metal that she won in Athens to pay for a BigMac.

• It gets much worse from here. Here metal was actualy displayed in McDonnalds and the lady at the counter wouldn't accept it so she called her manager. The manager said they would only accept it if was broken into four pieces so they would be "quarters." Two girls behind the desk have the task of splitting it. They place it on top on one of the girl's heads and smash it with a sledgehammer. The girl screams in pain, finally the metal cracks and so does the girl's skull! A baby pops out! [I woke up]

• There was another one. I can't remember too much. Only that there was a silver earring rack.